INCORRIGIBLE

The teacher in a public school had an incorrigible girl to deal with,

and for the twentieth time had taken her aside for a little

heart-to-heart talk on the subject of conduct, and was apparently making

a good impression on the child's mind, for she was attentive and

observant as she never had been before, not taking her eyes off the

teacher's face while she was talking, so that the teacher was inwardly

congratulating herself, until the scholar broke in with:

"Why, Miss Mary Jane, when you talk your upper jaw doesn't move a bit!"

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