DELIRIOUS

"Say--how much do you think I had to pay the milliner for my wife's last

spring bonnet? Thirty-six dollars and seventeen cents."

"Rather steep, isn't it? What are you going to do about it?"

"Do about it? Nothing. Because, don't you see, old man, I daren't say

beans to it. My wife has the delirium trimmins."

Mr. W. J. Lampton in the New York Times thus discourses on the tender

topic:

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