THE SAME OLD KIND

"When I was down there in Atlantic City," said Dickinson with that

delightful drawl of his, "I went one day into a shoe store on 'The

Avenue,' as they call the business street of the town, and looked

around. The clerk came up smiling and asked could he wait on me, and I

said he could if he had any 'crochetted overshoes.' That made him

scratch his head. 'Must be a new kind,' said he. 'Oh, no,' said I.

'They've been in use some years.' 'But,' said he, 'I can't see what use

crochet work would be on overshoes. Why, the rain and mud would spoil

it all in a short time.' 'Oh, no,' said I. 'You don't catch on. I am not

looking for overshoes with crochet work on them, but for crochetted

overshoes--overshoes that are crow-shade; black ones, you understand?'"

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