A good after-dinner speech 16
Afternoon teas 174
Alexander 46
Almost won the bet 23
Any port in a storm 34
Artemus Ward at the theatre 159
Awful lot of practice, an 135
Axioms 14
Bashful bridegroom, a 84
Boo! 96
Boomerang stories 113
Brandied peaches 63
Business boy, a promising 117
Chief end of man, the 173
Clerical corkscrew, a 172
College trick, a 31
Colored apostles 94
Costly dodge, a 164
Couldn't catch up 47
Couldn't help crying 164
Cranky couple, a 69
Cure for snoring, sure 78
Deacon balked, the 180
Delirious 136
Difference without distinction, a 176
Disturbing the solemnity 49
Doing the dons 187
"Dollars to doughnuts" 66
Dutch conundrum, a 91
Eccentric great man, an 138
Echo, the 54
Epitaphs, interesting 170
Exeunt omnes 187
Extremes meet 60
Farm accidents 98
Fast train, a 167
Finally the worm turned 126
Fire screen, a 62
First class 144
Flank movement, a 102
Fool according to his folly, a 47
Forbidden fruit, the 107
Getting a wife 155
"God bless our home" 26
Go to father 169
Good ear, a 178
Great country, a 97
Hard witness, a 118
He cut it short 100
He didn't get it in the neck 117
He warned her 90
How the young idea shoots 58
How to catch a mule 58
Ill-assorted couple 41
Impossible, but funny 120
Incorrigible 91
Inquisitive boy, an 26
In search of a restaurant 76
In the class-room 74
In the way they should go 147
It wouldn't work 151
Keen cutters 108
Keeping a secret 149
Kickin', a 85
Knight errant, a 165
Knightly conundrum, a 176
Laughed it out of court 57
Left-handed compliments 139
Lincoln story, a 18
Lincoln story, another 19
Lionized 56
Literature made easy 77
Logic is logic 55
Logic of grammar, the 135
Lonely place, a 103
Louder 29
Mean company, a 131
Michael Maloney's serenade 15
Millinerymania 136
"Mounted?" 64
Names for the twins 59
Naming the apostles 109
Near the end of his journey 95
Not good looking 101
No thoroughfare 148
No water in his 128
"Old Hoss!" 48
Old Man Snuckles 75
On the point of a needle 154
One place or the other 28
Other eye, the 149
Part in the play, his 172
Pepper-sauce 27
Poor business location, a 81
Poor, the 36
Prayer that was answered, a 25
Price of a dog, the 104
Protecting the minister 182
Punishment made sure 83
Pure Scotch 124
Rabbits enough 94
Raising Cain 129
Rear guard, the 112
Rest and a change, a 140
Right-of-way, the 179
Rough on the deacon 93
Rural justice 121
Same old kind, the 141
Sanctum, the 156
Sharp reproof, a 150
Sharpening their wits 41
She came to his aid 161
She dried up 20
Shrewd selection, a 177
Shy boarder, the 176
Slow coach, a 168
Snolligoster, the 39
So many bald heads 70
She spoiled the poetry 171
Strongest man, the 42
Stutterers, the 44
Sudden rise, a 48
Sure thing, a 133
Tact and no tact 52
Tale of a sausage, a 82
Technique 51
Temperance a hundred years ago 37
Thackeray and the oyster 166
That terrible infant 22
Three asses, the 73
Timely answer, a 21
Too young 80
Tough goose-yarn, a 142
Turkey was tame, the 112
Two polite and spunky boys 67
Unanimous action 174
Use of riches 24
Very good investment, a 34
Walla Walla! 183
What the statute did not say 17
"Who'd 'a' bin 'er?" 147
Why he was a democrat 125
Why the Hawkeye man couldn't pay 105
Why they married 42
Wicked parrot, the 185
Wind and water 72
Wonderful climate, a 99
Yankees, the-- 38
"Laugh and grow fat is a saying of old,
Whether or no 'tis a cause of obesity,
This much I know that the physical man
Laughter demands as a kind of necessity.
Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
Laughter demands as a kind of necessity."
--_Old Song._