"Say, Isaacstein, don't you vant to git married?"
"For vy shall I hitch me fast mit a wife?"
"Well, here's an unusually good chance, a clean snap if you look sharp.
You know Levy the banker? Well, he has three daughters, the youngest is
eighteen years old, the next twenty-five and the next thirty. I have
just learned that he will give $10,000 to the man that marries the
youngest, $15,000 to the man that marries the next one, and $20,000 with
the oldest. Why don't you sail in, old man?"
"Dey are all too young fer me. I vill vait till dey get older. I vant
one about fifty."