SHARPENING THEIR WITS

Two human Whetstones met on the street.

"Queer, isn't it?"

"What's queer?"

"The night falls----"

"Yes."

"----but it doesn't break."

"No."

"And the day breaks----"

"Yes."

"But it doesn't fall?"

"No--but it's getting very warm."

"Yes, it is."

"There would be a big thaw but for one thing----"

"And what's that?"

"There's nothing froze."

And they parted.

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