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They were both musical, and of course became engaged. One evening the

young man was late in paying his visit. The young lady was anxious and

getting nervous. The whole family sympathized with the poor girl as she

waited for the bell to ring. Suddenly the bell rang, and the calm blue

sky of peace reappeared in the young girl's eyes as she exclaimed

rapturously even if ungrammatically, "That's him! How exquisite his

technique is on the bell-pull, and oh! the breadth and compass of his

ring!"

* * * * *

Three street boys were brought by the city missionary into a downtown

Sunday-school, and placed in Mr. B----'s class. "What is your first

name?" he asked of one. "Lem," was the reply. "Ah, Lemuel," corrected

the teacher. "And yours, my boy?" he asked of the next. "Sam," yelled

the urchin. "Ah, Samuel," rejoined Mr. B----. "And what may I call you?"

he kindly asked of the third. "My name is--Jimuel," said he.

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