AN ECCENTRIC GREAT MAN

The handwriting of Horace Greely, the great editor, was remarkable for

its illegibility. Very few people could read what he wrote, and

sometimes it puzzled Mr. Greely himself. He wrote a hurried note one

day, addressed it to the editor of one of the other great New York

papers, and sent it by a messenger boy. The boy duly delivered it, but

the man couldn't make it out, and sent it back. When the boy handed his

own note to Mr. Greely, he, supposing it to be a reply to his own

communication, and being unable to read it, looked it over carefully and

said: "Why, what does the old fool mean?" "Yes," said the boy, "that's

just what the other man said!"

In addition to writing a poor hand Mr. Greely was very absent-minded.

Leaving his office in a great hurry one day to go an errand downtown, he

wrote on a card, "Back in 20 minutes," pinned it on the outside of his

office door and rushed out. Having changed his mind, he came back in

five minutes and, seeing the notice on the door, took a seat nearby, and

actually waited twenty minutes for himself to come back!

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