SO MANY BALD HEADS

Thirty-six years after the date of the battle of Gettysburg, the veteran

survivors of a Pennsylvania regiment were holding their first reunion in

that celebrated town. In the forenoon they dedicated their monument on

the field of "The First Day's Fight," and in the afternoon they were to

hold a business meeting in the Post Room of the local G. A. R. On that

day accommodations were quite inadequate in Gettysburg, and the Post

Room was in consequence occupied nearly every hour of the day by some

of the various organizations there assembled, so that when it came the

turn of this particular regiment to occupy the room, the Seventh

Pennsylvania Cavalry was still in session. They waited outside until the

cavalrymen were through, and then filed in. One who was there says:

"As we went in, I noticed a man going in beside me, tall, well-formed,

with a very fine head of coal-black hair, and rather the worse for

drink. I wondered who he was, for I knew nearly every man in the

regiment, but I couldn't place that man.

"Well, when we were all seated, and General Wister took the gavel in

hand to rap to order, this black-haired man arose slowly and somewhat

uncertainly, saluted and said:

"'Cap'n, before you read the minutes and proceed to business, I'd like

to ask a question. What, hic, regiment is this that's holding a reunion

here?'

"'The One Hundred and Fiftieth Pennsylvania, Bucktails,' answered the

general with a smile.

"'Then, 'tain't the Seventh Cavalry?'

"'No. It's the One Hundred and Fiftieth.'

"The Man seemed dazed, repeated the number over and over to himself and

said: 'Then I'm in the wrong box, cap'n--got left. Ever get left

yourself, cap'n? Great Scott, got in the wrong box."

"Then he sat down, chuckling to himself over his adventure and

muttering, 'Wrong box,' and 'Got left.'

"By and by he arose again, courteously saluted, and said:

"'Cap'n, 'scuze me--but what regiment did you say this was? How much was

it?"

"'The One Hundred and Fiftieth.'

"'The One Hundred and Fiftieth--'m hic, Great Scott,' looking carefully

around the room, 'a fellow'd think it was the Three Hundred and

Forty-Ninth by the bald heads a-settin' around here!' And then he left,

amidst roars of laughter."

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