Tew brake a mule--commence at his head.
In shooting at a deer that looks like a calf, always aim so as to miss
it if it iz a calf, and to hit it if it iz a deer.
Tew git rid of cock-roaches--sell yure house, and lot, and flee tew the
mountains.
Tew pick out a good husband--shut up both eyes, grab hard, and trust in
the Lord.
There ain't nothing that iz a sure kure for laziness, but i hav known a
second wife tew hurry it sum.
_Josh Billings Allminax._