RABBITS ENOUGH

The same Reverend Dr. John was fond of telling a good story about a

neighboring minister who served a people living up "along the blue

mountain." Rabbits were very plentiful up in that section, and in the

fall of the year when this minister went on a round of pastoral

visitation amongst his people, they fed him on rabbits wherever he came.

It was rabbits in the morning, rabbits at noon, rabbits at night--fried

rabbit, stewed rabbit, roasted rabbit--till the poor parson was so

utterly sick of the fare that he composed a special grace at table,

which ran somewhat after this fashion:

"Rabbits young and rabbits old,

Rabbits hot and rabbits cold,

Rabbits tender and rabbits tough--

I thank Thee, O Lord, I've had rabbits enough!"

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