BOO!

A Virginia farmer was trying to train a small horse for a saddle-horse

for his daughter, and was riding the animal up and down the road past a

haystack. In order to accustom the horse to sudden fright, he directed

his son to hide behind the haystack and jump out as he rode by and say,

"Boo!" The boy did so, and the horse reared and plunged till he had

thrown the rider on the roadside and ran away. The old man picked

himself up, cut a switch from a handy hedge, and was about to chastise

the boy. When the boy expostulated, declaring that he had only done what

he had been directed to do, the old man said, "Yes, I know you did, but

you let out altogether too big a Boo for such a small horse!"

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