So-called Human
The So-called Human Race
作者：Taylor, Bert Leston, 1866-1921; Fuller, Henry Blake, 1857-1929 [Editor]
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共 341 题- MANUFACTURED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
- B. L. T.
- Foreword
- By Henry B. Fuller
- A LINE-O'-TYPE OR TWO
- SIMPLE
- NO DOUBT THERE ARE OTHERS.
- AN OBSERVANT KANSAN.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "ALMOST"!
- WE'LL TELL THE PLEIADES SO.
- J. F. B.
- WHERE 'VANGIE LIES.
- THE SECOND POST.
- HEARD IN THE BANK.
- H. A. N.
- TO A WELL-KNOWN GLOBE.
- From the calendar of the Pike county court: "Shank vs. Shinn."
- HOME TIES.
- J. O. C.
- THEY FOUND THEM IN THE ALLEY.
- M. C. G.
- THE TOONERVILLE TROLLEY.
- Conductor: "Ding ding!" (Meaning, "I'm ready whenever you are.")
- Motorman: "Ding ding!" ("Well, I'm ready.")
- Conductor: "Ding ding!" ("All right, you can go.")
- Motorman: "Ding ding!" ("I gotcha, Steve.")
- P. I. N.
- O WILD! O STRANGE!
- THE POPOCATEPETL OF APPRECIATION.
- GARDENS.
- GOOD NIGHT!
- THE BABES IN THE WOOD.
- II
- III
- LITTLE RED RIDING-HOOD.
- II
- JACK AND THE BEANSTALK.
- II
- III
- A LINE-O'-TYPE OR TWO
- THE DELIRIOUS CRITIC.
- SOMEWHERE IN THE MICHIGAN WOODS.
- EVERYBODY CAME IN A FORD.
- SHE SAT APART.
- A. H. H. A.
- THE G. P. P.
- W. S.
- BEG YOUR PARDON.
- YES?
- THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT.
- THE ENRAPTURED REPORTER.
- EVERYTHING CONSIDERED, THE COMMA IS THE MOST USEFUL MARK OF PUNCTUATION.
- BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
- THE ENRAPTURED REPORTER; OR, IT INDEED WAS.
- CONTRETEMPS IN WYOMING SOCIETY.
- MERCIFULLY SEPARATED.
- ACADEMY NOTES.
- TO MARY GARDEN--WITH A POSTSCRIPT.
- ACADEMY JOTTINGS.
- AS JOYCE KILMER MIGHT HAVE SAID.
- THE SECOND POST
- A WISCONSIN PARABLE.
- HE SHOULD.
- W. N. C.
- WHY THE EDITOR BEAT IT.
- HERE IT IS AGAIN.
- AFTER READING HARVEY'S WEEKLY.
- DOXOLOGY.
- MY DEAR, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN FRED!
- OFT IN THE STILLY WISCONSIN NIGHT.
- E. C. M.
- I.--DOCTOR MAYHEW'S SHOP.
- II.--THE RIVER.
- So winds the Delectable River--
- III.--SMUDGE.
- IV.--"BOGWAH."
- V.--FINE FEATHERS.
- And sitting at the Oracle's feet, ye learn "all ye need to know."
- VI.--THALASSA!
- A LINE-O'-TYPE OR TWO
- ARMS AND THE COLYUM.
- WE FEARED WE HAD STARTED SOMETHING.
- E. A. T.
- THEY'RE OFF!
- H. E. L.
- SWEETLY INEFFECTIVE.
- J. A. M.
- BUT APROPOS.
- W. S.
- SORRY. THERE WERE SEVERAL IN LINE AHEAD OF YOU.
- O. K.
- THE SECOND POST.
- D. W. A.
- THE DICTATERS.
- H. A. M.
- THINGS WORTH KNOWING.
- V.
- To the fair Murine: "Drink to me only with thine eyes."
- THE SECOND POST.
- BALLADE OF THE OUBLIETTE.
- THE ENRAPTURED REPORTER.
- FULL OF HIS SUBJECT.
- THAT TRIOLET DRIVEL.
- D. A. D. Burnitt.
- ENGLISH AS SHE IS MURDERED.
- E. E. E.
- BUT WOULD IT NOT REQUIRE A GEOLOGIC PERIOD?
- THE STORM.
- THE EIGHTH VEIL.
- THE TRACERS ARE AT WORK.
- E. E. M.
- A DAY WITH LORD DID-MORE.
- THE SECOND POST.
- A valued colleague quotes the emotional line--
- BOLSHEVISM OF LONG AGO.
- I.
- II.
- III.
- IV.
- V.
- VI.
- A LINE-O'-TYPE OR TWO
- IT HAS BEEN DONE.
- E. P. P.
- TEMPERATURE.
- LET US PERISH, RATHER, BY DEGREES.
- L. J. R.
- HYMN OF HATE.
- FOR WHICH MUCH THANKS.
- G. D. C.
- THE SECOND POST.
- A FIG FOR CEREMONY!
- THE SECOND POST.
- OPEN THE GATES!
- MISTER TOBIN, EDUCATOR.
- VARIANT OF THE VALVE-HANDLE WHEEZE.
- THE VALVE-HANDLE SNEEZE.
- THE SANDS OF TIME.
- THE TRUTH AT LAST!
- C. E. C.
- A. E. W.
- THINK OF IT!
- THE ENRAPTURED SOCIETY EDITOR.
- THE MISCHIEVOUS MAKE-UP MAN.
- WHY THE MAKE-UP MAN LEFT TOWN.
- COOL, INDEED!
- A NEW FIRM IN FISH.
- WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE HE WANTS?
- POEMS OF SENTIMENT AND REFLECTION.
- Sioux Falls
- INGENIOUS CALIFORNIA PARADOX.
- ALMOST.
- R. A. J.
- A TALE FOR CHILDREN ONLY.
- I.
- Tick-tock! Tick----
- II.
- III.
- IV.
- V.
- VI.
- A LINE-O'-TYPE OR TWO
- IF YOU MUST KISS, KISS THE DOCTOR.
- QUICK, WATSON, THE PLUMBER!
- VARIANT OF A MORE OR LESS WELL KNOWN STORY.
- THE WORLD'S GREATEST WINTER RESORT.
- THE VILLAGE OMAR LOSES HIS OUTFIT.
- A SPLENDID RECOVERY.
- HOW FAST THE LEAVES ARE FALLING!
- HOW SOON IT GETS DARK THESE DAYS!
- A GOOD MOTTO.
- WHY THE MAKE-UP FLED.
- BRAHMS, OPUS 116.
- A candid butcher in Battle Creek advertises "Terrible cuts."
- MUSIC HINT.
- THE HUNTING OF THE PACIFIST SNARK.
- SORRY WE MISSED YOU.
- OUR BOYS.
- THE SOIL OF KANSAS.
- THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
- E. C. M.
- A LINE-O'-TYPE OR TWO
- APRILLY.
- BYRON WROTE MOST OF THIS.
- A CANNERY DANCE.
- FOR THE LAST DAY OF MARCH.
- CHANCES, 2; ERRORS, 2.
- D. K. M.
- SMACK! SMACK!
- W.
- LITERATURE.
- SONG.
- THE BELLS OF FROGNAL LANE.
- LETTER IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF WEDDING PRESENT.
- SING A SONG OF SPRINGTIME.
- A FEW MORE "BEST BAD LINES."
- SEIZE HIM, SCOUTS!
- X. T. C.
- WHY BANK CLERKS ARE TIRED.
- Sir: Voice over the telephone: "Please send me two check books."
- B. C.: "Large or small?"
- BETTER ENGLISH IN THE BEANERY.
- Waiter: "Small on two--well!"
- Chef: "Small well on two!"
- HAPPY THOUGHT.
- I.
- II.
- III.
- IV.
- A LINE-O'-TYPE OR TWO
- TO B. L. T.
- BRIGHT SAYINGS OF MOTHER.
- C. T. S.
- S. W. E.
- MEMORY TESTS FOR THE HOME.
- Me: "The Last Days of Pompeii." She: "Dante."
- J. C.
- LEVI BEIN' A GOOD SPORT.
- YEO-HEAVE-HO!
- JUST A REHEARSAL.
- LAME IN BOTH REGISTERS?
- FLORAL POME.
- THE SECOND POST.
- WHY THE DOG LEFT TOWN.
- OH, DON'T YOU REMEMBER SWEET MARY, BEN BOLT?
- INDIFFERENCE.
- M. L. H.
- I.--THE NEAPOLITAN SIXTH.
- I should say there wasn't!
- II.
- III.
- I have never seen Dr. Dubbe so irritated.
- IV.
- V.
- VI.
- A LINE-O'-TYPE OR TWO
- WHYNOTT?
- IT MUST BE ABOUT TIME.
- POETRY.
- A CHANGE FROM LATIN ROOTS.
- OUR FAVORITE AUTUMN POEM.
- THE SECOND POST.
- DENTAL FLOSS.
- JUST ABOUT.
- P. V. W.
- JAW JINGLES.
- G. B.
- NO. 68, COUNTING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT.
- COMMERCIAL CANDOR.
- W. V. R.
- FAREWELL!
- AN UNCOMMONLY HAPPY THOUGHT.
- THE SECOND POST.
- M. C. Flanagan.
- THE DAY OF "DON'TS."
- A BALANCED TUITION.
- T. B.
- OPINION CONCURRED IN.
- TRANSCENDENTAL CALM.
- E. H. R.
- THIS REFERS, OF COURSE, TO FRANCE.
- AN IOWA ROMANCE.
- WE SHOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
- C. G. Keller.
- COME INTO THE GARDEN, MAUD.
- AND HOW CALM THE OCEAN IS!
- POEMS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.
- W. T. N.
- Some custodian, _nous en informerons l'univers!_
- A DEAD SHOT.
- IT WOULD PUT 'EM ON THE STAGE.
- A LINE-O'-TYPE OR TWO
- COUNTRY LIFE IN AMERICA.
- THERE WERE IMMORTALS BEFORE JET WIMP.
- CONTRIBUTIONS THAT HAVE AMUSED US.
- Proprietor of hotel in Keokuk, answering call from room: "Hello!"
- Voice: "We are in Room 30 and now ready to come down."
- Prop.: "Take the elevator down."
- Voice: "Is the elevator ready?"
- SHE PREFERRED HER PSYCHOPATHY STRAIGHT.
- THE COME-BACK.
- THANKS TO MISS MONROE'S MAGAZINE.
- TRADE CLASSICS.
- S. B.
- C. D.
- L. A. H.
- DENATURED LIMERICKS.
- MY LOVE, DID YOU KNOW THERE WERE SO MANY KINDS OF MAIDS?
- THE SECOND POST.
- YES, SOMETIMES WE THROW THE WHOLE MAIL AWAY WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT.
- ALL RIGHT, DAISY.
- THE SHY AND LOWLYS.
- HE MIGHT TRIM THE VIOLETS.
- TRADE ADIEUS.
- C. H. S.
- BEING A FEW HITHERTO UNPUBLISHED PAGES FROM HIS JOURNAL.
- I.
- II.
- A LINE-O'-TYPE OR TWO
- THE BROODING DOVE.
- A STERN PEDAGOGUE.
- SHE NOT ONLY HAS A BOOK. SHE HAS TWO!
- O. B. W.
- YES, YES.
- L. L. B.
- YE STUFF.
- C. P. A.
- Hint for Briggs: "Wonder what Henry Ford thinks about?"
- DATED.
- A. C.
- YOU KNOW THE TUNE.
- THE TREE TOADS.
- THE RIDER AND THE ADDER.
- LIMERIK.
- THE CHIGGER.
- A VERSATILE CHAP.
- ACT II., SCENE II.
- JULIET.
- ROMEO.
- THE JANITOR ENTERTAINS.
- VARIANT OF THE V. H. W.
- O. G. C.
- O. G. C.
- CRUELLE ET INSOLITE.
- HIGH, LOW, JACK, AND THE GAME.
- E. S.
- AN EVENING WITH SHAKESPEARE.
- P. S. D.
- YOURS, ETC.
- E. A. D.
- HE OUGHT TO BE DEPORTED.
- W. W. K.
- NOTES OF THE ACADEMY OF IMMORTALS.
- BUTCHER TO THE ACADEMY.
- A. G. C.
- ACADEMY NOTES.
- WE DON'T LIKE TO THINK OF IT!
- THE SECOND POST.
- THE SECOND POST.
- CUPID CARRIES A CARD.
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