I have never seen Dr. Dubbe so irritated.

"Let us turn to something more cheerful," resumed Dr. Dubbe; and seating

himself at the piano he played the Schubert C minor impromptu. "On the

second page," he said, "where the key becomes A flat major, occurs a

harmony which looks and sounds like a foreign chord. Treated

harmonically it is a second dominant formation, and should read C flat,

D natural, A flat, diminished seventh of the key of the dominant.

Schubert does not, however, use it harmonically, otherwise the B natural

would read C flat. These notes are enharmonic because, though different,

they sound the same."

"How clear!" exclaimed Miss Gay Votte.

"But Schubert, instead of progressing harmonically, goes directly back

into the tonic of A flat major."

"How careless of him!" said Mrs. Givu A. Payne.

"Schubert uses it in its natural position. If the enharmonic C flat were

used the chord would then be in its third inversion. Each diminished

seventh harmony may resolve in sixteen different ways."

"Mercy!" murmured Mrs. Fuller-Prunes. "How much there is to know."

Dr. Dubbe passed his hand across his brow as if wearied. "I shall never

cease to regret," he said, "that Schubert did not write C flat. It would

have been so much clearer."

After the lecture Miss Ellenborough gave us another surprise--doughnuts

made in the shape of flats. Dr. Dubbe ate five, saying that D flat major

was his favorite key.

I rode down in the elevator with him and he repeated his remark that

Schubert had unnecessarily bemuddled the chord.

"I am sure you made it very plain," I said. "We all understand it now."

"Do you, indeed?" he replied. "That's more than I do."

Of course he was jesting. He understands everything.

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