_Quicquid agunt homines nostri est farrago libelli._
--_Juvenal._
Question:
Who is this Juvenal wheezer?
Readers inquire every day.
Give us a line on the geezer--
What is he trying to say?
Do you expect us to get stuff
That is clear over our bean?
What is that "_Quicquid_, et cet." stuff?
What does the gibberish mean?
Reply:
If you're too lazy to look for
Juvenal's name in the Dic,
Why should _I_ go to the book for
Such a cantankerous kick?
Still, to avoid all dissension,
And my good nature to prove,
I am quite willing to mention
One or two things about Juve.
Juve was a Roman humdinger,
Writer of satires and sich.
He was consid'rable stinger--
Rare were his sallies and rich.
High his poetic position,
Lofty his manner and brow;
Lived in the time of Domitian;--
That's all I think of just now.
As for that "_Quicquid_, and so forth,"
I have but space to advise
If you'd decipher it go forth,
Look in the Dic and be wise.
Make it a point, in your reading,
Always to look up what's new.
That is a simple proceeding:
Why not adopt it? _I_ do.
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