[From the Omaha Bee.]
Mrs. Riley gave a retiring party in honor of her husband.
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At the Hotel Dwan, in Benton Harbor, "rooms may be had en suite or
connecting." Or should you prefer that they lead one into another, the
management will be glad to accommodate you.
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Government census blanks read on top of sheet: "Kindly fill out
questions below." One of the questions is: "Can you read? Can you write?
Yes or No?" This reminds a Minneapolis man of the day when he was about
15 miles from Minneapolis and read on a guide post: "15 miles to
Minneapolis. If you cannot read, ask at the grocery store."
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The wave of spiritualism strikes Mr. Leacock as absurd, simply absurd.
"And yet people seem to be going mad over it," he adds. What do you mean
"and yet," Stephen? Don't you mean "consequently"?
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A Joliet social item mentions the engagement of Miss Lucille Muff De
Line. We don't recall her contribution.
Gilded Fairy Tales.
(_Revised and regilded for comprehension by the children of the very
rich._)