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You may have noted--nearly everybody else did--that Jean Paige and
Albert Smith were married in Paris, Ill., "at the farm residence of Mr.
and Mrs. Wigfall O'Hair." The Academy of Immortals attended in a body.
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Commuters discuss many interesting topics, including the collection of
garbage. Mac was reminded of a Michigan lady of his acquaintance who,
with a new maid, was trying to pull off a very correct luncheon. In the
midst of it the maid appeared and said, "Oh, Mrs. Kennedy, the garbage
man wants a dime." The hostess, without batting an eye, replied: "We are
having company to-day. Better get a quarter's worth."
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"'My mind is open on the question of garbage disposal,' Alderman Link
declared."
You know what he means.
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