"A radical heaven is a place where every man does what he pleases, and
there is a general division of property every Saturday night."--George
S. Hillard (1853).
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_LULLABY._
_In Woodman, Wis., the Hotel Lull
Is where a man may rest his skull.
All care and fret is void and null
When one puts up at Hotel Lull.
Ah, might I wing it as a gull
Unto the mansion kept by Lull--
By W. K. Lull, the w. k. Lull,
Who greets the guests at Hotel Lull._
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"A thing of beauty is a joy forever." But if, miraculously, it happens
in Chicago, it can, despite the poet's word, "pass into nothingness."
The old Field Museum, seen beneath a summer moon, when the mist is on
the lake, is as beautiful as anything on the earth's crust. Not to
preserve the exterior were a sin against Beauty, which is the
unforgivable sin.
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"LEMME UP, DARLING! LEMME UP!"
[From the Detroit Free Press.]
My advertisement of Feb. 24 was error. I will be responsible for my
wife's debts.
Leo Tyo.
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"I'll make the Line some day or jump into Great Salt Lake," warns
C. W. O. Pick out a soft spot, friend. We jumped into it one day and
sprained an ankle.
Alice in Cartoonland.