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After some years of editing stories of events in high society, a
gentleman at an adjacent desk believes he has learned the chief duty of
a butler. It is to call the police.
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"THAT STRAIN AGAIN--IT HAD A DYING SNORT."
Sir: Speaking of soft music and the pearly gates, S. T. Snortum is owner
and demonstrator of the music store at St. Peter, Minnesota.