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To the inspired compositor and proof reader of the York, Neb.,
News-Times he is General Denuncio.
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"The plebicide showed an overwhelming majority in favor of King
Constantine's return."--St. Paul Pioneer Press.
Very good word.
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We were not alone in financing the war. An income tax payment of
$14,000,000 was made in New York yesterday. The identity of the
individual is not disclosed, but the painstaking Associated Press says
that "he is obviously one of the richest men in the United States."
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"Thinking as One Walks."--Doc Evans.
"Meaning," conjectures Fenton, "that if one is bow-legged one is likely
to think in circles." Or if one limps, one is likely to come to a lame
conclusion. Or if-- Roll your own.
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_THE PHILOSOPHY OF BALDNESS._
_One by one the hairs are graying,
One by one they blanch and fall;
Never stopping, never staying--
W. t. h. and d. i. all!_
_W. R._
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