Sir: The handle on the valve is missing, and I can't turn off the
radiator. The room was hot, and I've had to "open wide the windows,
open wide the door." The resultant draft has just brought a series of
"kerchoos" out of me. Valve-handle sneezes, I called them.
Sim Nic.
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Miss Emily Davis weds Mrs. Charles Parmele.--Wilmington, N. C.,
Dispatch.
Why don't the men propose, mama, why don't the men propose?
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