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"And how is the Princess Aralia?" asked the Witch. "As pretty as ever, I

suppose, and with no prospect of a husband, thanks to her grandmother

and the silly tasks she sets for the suitors."

"That brings us to the business of our young friend here," said the

Knight of the Dusty Thoroughfare. "He wishes to present himself at

court, and is in great need of a horse and wardrobe."

"You've come to the wrong shop for horses and fine feathers," said the

Witch. "Those things are quite out of my line."

The Boy looked his disappointment.

"The best I can do," said Aunt Jo kindly, "is to give you a letter to a

Mr. Burbank, an excellent wizard of my acquaintance. He has recently

invented a skinless grape and a watermelon that is all heart, and is

quite the cleverest man in the business. Such a trifle as changing a pig

into a horse will give him no trouble whatever. Have you seen my garden,

Henry?"

"No, but I should like to," said the Knight rising.

"Meanwhile," said the Witch, "I will start the supper if our young

friend will fetch the wood."

The Boy responded with such cheerful readiness that Aunt Jo patted him

on the cheek and said: "You're the lad for the Princess Aralia, and have

her you shall if Aunt Jo can bring it about. And now go out in the

garden and pick me a hatful of Brussels sprouts."

It was impossible to imagine a more appetizing supper than that which

the three sat down to. Everything was prepared to a nicety, and the

Knight could not say enough in praise of the raised biscuits and home

made currant jell. As for the doughnuts, "Such doughnuts can't be made

without witchcraft, Jo," he declared.

"Nonsense!" said the old lady. "I don't put a thing into them that any

good cook doesn't use. Making doughnuts always was an art by itself. You

must both take some with you when you go."

After supper the Knight wiped the dishes while the Witch washed them,

Aunt Jo declaring it a shame that a man so domestically inclined should

be compelled to wander from one end of the rainbow to the other just

because of a foolish tender-heartedness in days gone by. While the pair

discussed this fruitful topic the Boy dipped into the fascinating

chapters of the "Complete Wizard."

"Time for bed," announced the Knight an hour later; and he added for the

Boy's ear: "We must make an early start in the morning."

"I for one shall sleep soundly," Aunt Jo declared. "I've run my legs off

to-day, as I never use a broomstick on my holiday."

She conducted her guests to a tiny bedchamber above stairs. "I will

leave a bag of doughnuts on the table, Henry," said she, "as I suppose

you will be off before I am up. Good-night!"

When she had gone below the Knight said: "We must be moving with the

first streak of day. Aunt Jo's holiday ends with sun-up, and you would

find her a vastly different old party, I can tell you."

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