AS JOYCE KILMER MIGHT HAVE SAID.

[Kit Morley in the New York Evening Post.]

"_The Chicago Tribune owns forests of pulp wood._"

--Full-page advt.

I think that I shall never see

Aught lovely as a pulpwood tree.

A tree that grows through sunny noons

To furnish sporting page cartoons.

A tree whose fibre and whose pith

Will soon be Gumps by Sidney Smith,

And make to smile and eke _ha ha!_ go

The genial people of Chicago.

A tree whose grace, toward heaven rising,

Men macerate for advertising--

A tree that lifts her arms and laughs

To be made into paragraphs....

How enviable is that tree

That's growing pulp for B. L. T.

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"Remake the World" is a large order--too large for statesmen. Two lovers

underneath the Bough may remake the world, remold it nearer to the

heart's desire--or come as near to it as possible; but not a gathering

of political graybeards. For better or worse the world is made; all we

can do is modify it here and there.

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