[From the Boston Globe.]
From this date, Sept. 25, 1920, I will not be responsible for any bill
contracted by my wife, Mrs. Bernardine Whynott.
G. Whynott.
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In all the world the two most fragile things are a lover's vows and the
gut in a tennis racket. Neither is guaranteed to last an hour.
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It would help along the economic readjustment, suggests Dean Johnson, of
New York University's school of commerce, if we all set fire to our
Liberty Bonds. We can't go along with the Dean so far, but we have a
hundred shares of copper stock that we will contribute to a community
bonfire.
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The height of patriotism, confides P. H. T., is represented by Mr.
Aleshire, president of the Chicago Board of Underwriters, who, billed to
deliver a patriotic address in an Evanston theater, paid his way into
the theater to hear himself talk.
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