HIGH, LOW, JACK, AND THE GAME.

Sir: While visiting in a New England family I accused them of being

"highbrows," and they gave me these modern synonyms for highbrow and

lowbrow, taken from a Boston paper:

Highbrow: Browning, anthropology, economics, Bacon, the string

quartette, the uplift, inherent sin, Gibbon, fourth dimension,

Euripides, "eyether," pate de fois gras, lemon phosphate, Henry Cabot

Lodge, Woodrow Wilson.

Low-highbrow: Municipal government, Kipling, socialism, Shakespeare,

politics, Thackeray, taxation, golf, grand opera, bridge, chicken a la

Maryland, "eether," stocks and bonds, gin rickey, Theodore Roosevelt,

chewing gum in private.

High-lowbrow: Musical comedy, euchre, baseball, moving pictures, small

steak medium, whisky, Robert W. Chambers, purple socks, chewing gum with

friends.

Lowbrow: Laura Jean Libbey, ham sandwich, haven't came, pitch, I and

her, melodrama, hair oil, the Duchess, beer, George M. Cohan, red

flannels, toothpicks, Bathhouse John, chewing gum in public.

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