NO. 68, COUNTING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT.

[From the Goshen, Ind., Democrat.]

Albert E. Compton, 68, a former well known Elkhart taxi driver, went to

California last summer and told his friends he was going into the

movies. A communication from him yesterday informed them of his

appearance in a mob scene.

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"Mrs. Fred L. Olson is on the programme to sing vocal

selections."--Portland Telegram.

That's the trouble. They will sing them.

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Our young friend who is about to become a colyumist might lead off with

the jape about the switchman who asked for red oil for his lantern. Then

there is that side-stitching sign, "Pants pressed, 10 cents a leg, seats

free."

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