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A Carbondale youth was arrested for hunting out of season, and the
possession of a gun and a dog is considered, by the Free Press,
"facsimile evidence."
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Then, as D. B. B. reminds, there are the writers of apostrophic verse
who skip lightly from 'you' to 'thou' and 'thee,' and from 'thy' to
'your.' A language less rugged than the English would have been
destroyed long ago.
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We learn from the Monticello, Ind., Journal that a couple narrowly
escaped being asphyxicated by gas from an anthricate coal stove. Young
Grimes must be reporting for that gazette.
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Overheard in an osteopath's office: "When does it hurt you most, when
you set or when you lay?"
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