Sir: This story was related to me by Modeste Mignon, who hesitates to
give it to the "Embarrassing Moments" editor:
"Going down Michigan avenue one windy day, I stopped to fix my stocking,
which had come unfastened. Just as my hands were both engaged a gust of
wind lifted one of my hair tabs and exposed almost the whole of my left
ear. I was never so embarrassed in my life."
Ballymooney.
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