[From the Dodge Center Record.]
Mr. and Mrs. Umberhocker returned yesterday from an over Sunday visit
with their son and family in Minneapolis.
They are in hopes to soon land them in jail as they did the hog thieves,
who were to have a hearing but waved it and trial will be held later.
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"It isn't hard to sit up with a sick friend when he has a charming
sister," reports B. B. But if it were a sick horse, Venus herself would
be in the way.
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"Saving the penny is all right," writes a vox-popper to the Menominee
News, "but saving the dollar is 100 per cent better." At least.
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_MUSIC HATH CHAHMS._
_What opus of Brahms' is your pet?--
A concerto, a trio, duet,
Sonate No. 3
(For Viol. and P.),
Or the second piano quartette?_
Sardi.
_Our favorite Brahms? We're not sur,
For all are so classique et pur;
But we'll mention an opus
With which you may dope us--
One Hundred and Sixteen, E dur._
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