H. H. Lessner, of Alton, Ill., known as "Alton's Marrying Justice of the
Peace," carries a union label on his stationery.
* * *
"I am reading Marcus Aurelius now," confides Mme. Galli-Curci to an
interviewer. "One can never really grow tired of it, can one?" Well, if
you ask us, one can.
* * *
"Are we going crazy?"--Senator Smoot.
"Wanted, man or woman to give me a few lessons on ouija board."--Denver
Post ad.
So it seems.
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Transcriber's note:
Minor punctuation errors have been repaired, but inconsistent spelling
and hyphenation have been left as printed in light of the author's
extensive use of dialect and deliberate humorous mis-spelling.
Emphasis rendered in the original by typographic means other than
italics has been marked +thus+.