Sir: I submit for the consideration of the new school of journalism the
following, recently perpetrated by an aspiring young journalist:
"Information has been received that Mrs. Blank, who was spending a
vacation of several weeks in Colorado, was killed in an automobile
accident over long distance telephone by her husband."
Calcitrosus.
* * *
"THAT'S GOOD."
Sir: A man and three girls were waiting for the bus. The driver slowed
up long enough to call, "Full house!" "Three queens!" responded the
waiting cit, and turned disgustedly away.