ROMEO.

Thou sayest a mouthful, love. And yet how come

That Myra Tinkelpaugh, of Cobleskill,

New York, conducts therein The Music Shop?

* * *

Mr. Sink having resigned as plumber to the Immortals, we are

recommending in his place the plumbing firm of Jamin & Jerkin, of

St. Petersburg, Fla.

* * *

"Buy a communication ticket," advises a restaurant. This, understands

E. S., gives you the privilege of talking with the waitresses.

* * *

"Every American man has a mental picture of his wife standing behind the

door with a rolling-pin."--Blasco Ibanez.

We fear the gifted Spaniard has acquired an idea of American domestic

life from Mr. Tom Powers' sketches and other back-page comics.

* * *

A reader wonders what we can find in a book so childishly egotistical as

Margot Asquith's Autobiography. Answer: much that is interesting. When

we read an autobiography we are interested in the people written about

rather than in the writer. There are exceptions, of course; for example,

Henry Adams and Jacques Casanova.

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