"Swingin round
"Swingin round the cirkle"
作者：Locke, David Ross, 1833-1888; Nast, Thomas, 1840-1902 [Illustrator]
体例：题 章数：105
字数：260,393 来源：Project Gutenberg
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共 105 题- BY
- PETROLEUM V. NASBY,
- HIS IDEAS OF
- MEN, POLITICS, AND THINGS,
- AS SET FORTH IN HIS LETTERS TO THE PUBLIC PRESS, DURING THE YEAR 1866.
- TO
- ANDROO JOHNSON,
- THE PRIDE AND HOPE UV DIMOCRISY,
- AND TO
- IS RESPECTFULLY DEDIKATED.
- CONTENTS.
- PREFIS,
- OR
- INTERDUCTRY CHAPTER.
- P.V.N.
- SWINGIN ROUND THE CIRKLE.
- I.
- A WALE!
- I look to the east, and Massychusets rolls in Ablishun.
- NOO GERSEY--ABLISHUN!!
- I see horrid visions!
- II.
- WASHINGTON, D.C., NOV. 18, 1865.
- 1. They spozed the South wood submit to hoomiliatin condishns?
- III.
- I don't think I shood like to live in a unanimous Dimocratic community.
- IV.
- I didn't get the office I wantid.
- Assoomin a intellectual look, I retorted, "Do you know Charles Sumner?"
- V.
- VI.
- VII.
- VIII.
- 15 cent nips.
- 10 cent drinks.
- 5 cent sucks.
- IX.
- Seein the style uv the men who sunk, I remarked unto him,--
- X.
- SONNIT
- XI.
- XII.
- XIII.
- XIV.
- XV.
- XVI.
- XVII.
- While at the table enjoyin the
- XVIII.
- I confess I never quite lost faith in Androo.
- XIX.
- I am a kittle full of cusses.
- They hev become sassy and impudent, and say, "Go to; are we not men?"
- I bade one git orf the sidewalk, and he bade me be damned.
- I see no post orfis in the distance, no hope for the future.
- XX.
- XXI.
- I am a canary, a nightengale. A lark, am I.
- I raise my voice in song. I pour forth melojus notes.
- XXII.
- XXIII.
- CAPTIN SKELPER
- DEACON MCGRATH
- GINERAL DINGES
- ABSLUM PETTUS
- XXIV.
- The case wuz suthin like this:--
- The Deekin wuz put onto the stand, and testified ez follows:--
- XXV.
- I replied,--
- I called him to order at once.
- XXVI.
- XXVII.
- I succumbed in a fence corner, and overpowered ez I wuz, slept
- XXVIII.
- 5. Do yoo approve uv the canin uv Grinnell by Rosso?
- I heerd a child, across the way, singin,--
- XXIX.
- XXX.
- XXXI.
- XXXII.
- With these preliminary remarks I resoom my diary:--
- 1. I swung around the cirkle.
- 2. I asked who wuz the Saviour ef I wuz Joodis Iskariot?
- 1. The Constitooshn, flag, and stars.
- 2. The Joodis Iskariot biznis.
- 3. Swingin around the cirkle.
- 1. Joodis Iskariot.
- 2. Swingin around the cirkle.
- 3. Constitooshn, flag, and stars.
- P.V.N.
- XXXIII.
- XXXIV.
- XXXV.
- DEMOCRATS AND CONSERVATIVES UV THE NORTH:
- XXXVI.
- XXXVII.
- I wuz rekested to give my views, wich I did.
- XXXVIII.
- XXXIX.
- XL.
- I gave out the hymn,--
- XLI.
- THE END.
- End of Project Gutenberg's Swingin Round the Cirkle., by Petroleum V. Nasby