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共 33 段- "'Yes, I know you're the star,' the other retorted, eyeing w
- HENRY--"He may be a great artist, but he has a peculiar way
- "How is it?" he demanded, "that you stand so much lower in y
- "But if ye're a down-spirited thing an' want to get away an'
- A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was ad
- He had been around from church to church trying to find a co
- "My boy," said the minister, when they were closeted togethe
- An enterprising salesman was trying to persuade a farmer to
- "Thirty years ago," said the man who had traveled to the end
- He took it very quietly. All day it was the same. But five m
- "Myself" is rather different,
- When the last gun has long withheld
- FAIR CUSTOMER (to salesman displaying modern bathing suit)--
- Franklin, when ambassador to France, being at a meeting of a
- "Say," said the man as he entered the clothing-store. "I bou
- "Why," said the landlord, proudly, "with the best straw to b
- An answer to the query why some United States Employment Ser
- Jack disliked being kissed. One day he had been kissed a lot
- I saw a girl with shell goggles dusting some of them,
- And before the cottager could stay him the statesman proceed
- And there purchased flour and bacon and coffee.
- One day Miss Maria Thompson Daviess, the author, walked down
- _When Pa Is Sick_
- DAVE--"Well, suh, after speculatin' quite a spell, suh, as t
- The reform warden always made it a point to give each new ar
- "'Rastus,' the judge said to him, 'you are fined $5.'
- The usual large crowd was gathered at the New York end of th
- A Scotchman was strolling through the market-place one day w
- "Well, sah," replied the negro, leaning toward the banker an
- MRS. NEWLYWED--"No, love; I couldn't find the button, and so
- "How are you, Katje?"
- SECOND DITTO--"Wot yer gets for goin' to yer work. If yer wa
- Labor is man's great function, He is nothing, he can do noth