Lincoln Story
The Lincoln Story Book A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
作者：Williams, Henry Llewellyn, 1842- [Compiler]
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共 296 题- THE LINCOLN STORY BOOK
- COMPILED BY
- HENRY L. WILLIAMS
- PREFACE.
- LINCOLN CALENDAR.
- THE LINCOLN STORY BOOK
- CHILDISH RIME.
- Another copybook motto. (A year or so later.)
- THE LITTLE HATCHET DID IT.
- THE LITTLE HATCHET AGAIN TURNS UP.
- LINCOLN'S WEDDING-SONG.
- THE REST WAS VILE.
- STUMPING THE STUMP-SPEAKER.
- MAKING THE WOOL, NOT FEATHERS, FLY.
- LOG-ROLLING TO SAVE LIVES.
- LINCOLN'S FIRST DOLLAR.
- CONVICTION THROUGH A THRASHING.
- BOATING ON GROUND "A LEETLE DAMP."
- THE INITIATOR INSTALLED.
- THE HORRORS FOR THE THIRD TIME!
- THE WHISTLE THAT STOPPED THE BOAT.
- IT IS THE DEED, NOT THE DOER.
- TURN OUT OR BE TURNED OUT.
- THE BEST THING TO TAKE.
- DRINKING AND SWALLOWING ARE TWO THINGS.
- WORSTED IN A HORSE-TRADE.
- HOW MANY SHORT BREATHS?
- LINCOLN'S HEIGHT.
- MEASURES AND MEN.
- THE PRIZE FOR HOMELINESS.
- HOW LONG LEGS SHOULD BE.
- LONG METER.
- HE USED TO BE "GOOD ON THE CHOP."
- A MAN WHO CAN SCRATCH HIS SHINS WITHOUT STOOPING.
- STRUCK BY THE DEAD HAND.
- THIS CLINCHES IT.
- LINCOLN'S FIRST LOVE-STORY.
- A PUT-UP JOB--OR CHANCE?
- LINCOLN'S MARRIAGE.
- THE BURLESQUE DUEL.
- HE DID NOT KNOW HIS OWN HOUSE.
- THE ONLY ONE WHO DARED "PULL WOOL OVER LINCOLN'S EYES."
- THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT.
- THE "LEX TALIONIS" CHRISTIANIZED.
- THE SLAVE-DEALER.
- THE NEGRO HOME, OR AGITATION!
- LINCOLN'S VOW.
- THE UNPARDONABLE CRIME.
- BEYOND THE BOON.
- VAIN AS THE POPE'S BULL AGAINST THE COMET.
- A VOLUNTEER CAPTAINCY WORTH TWO DOLLARS.
- GETTING THE COMPANY COLUMN THROUGH "ENDWISE."
- REGULAR AND IRREGULAR.
- KNOWING WHEN TO GIVE IN.
- A FRUITFUL SPEECH.
- A CAPTAIN CHALLENGED BY HIS MEN.
- KENTUCKIANS ARE CLANNY.
- NOT TO BE THOUGHT OF!
- HOOKING HENS IS LOW!
- AS CLEAR AS MOONSHINE.
- THE ABUTMENT WAS DUBERSOME.
- LINCOLN'S FIRST POLITICAL SPEECH.
- A LIGHTNING-ROD TO PROTECT A GUILTY CONSCIENCE!
- FIRING ON A FLEA FOR A SQUIRREL.
- THE CREAM OF THE JOKE.
- PARALLEL COURSES.
- JUMPING JIM CROW!
- FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS.
- THE PARTY GAD.
- HARD TO BEAT!
- LINCOLN WAS LOADED FOR BEAR.
- THE ART OF BEING PAID TO EAT.
- A VICE NOT TO SAY "NO!"
- THE BEST CAR!
- SELF-MADE.
- HIS HIGH MIGHTINESS.
- LINCOLN'S OPINION AT THIRTY.
- THE BLANK BIOGRAPHY.
- BETTER LOOKING THAN EXPECTED.
- LINCOLN AND SUPERSTITION.
- LINCOLN'S DREAM.
- LINCOLN'S VISION.
- THE RELIGION OF FEELING.
- THE TWO PRAYERS.
- MORE PRAYING AND LESS SWEARING!
- GLOVES OR NO GLOVES.
- THE USE OF BOOKS.
- LINCOLN'S BOOK CRITICISM.
- THE HAND-TO-HAND ENCOUNTER.
- BETTER SOMETIMES RIGHT THAN ALL TIMES WRONG.
- MAKING THE DAGGER STAB THE HOLDER.
- THE TAIL OF THE KITE.
- NO DAY WITHOUT A LINE.
- TRUTH AND THE PEOPLE.
- THE ELOQUENT HAND.
- WOMAN.
- TO THINK AND TO DO WELL.
- THE TRAP TO CATCH A DOUGLAS.
- PRACTISE BEFORE AND BEHIND "THE BAR."
- CONNUBIAL AMITY.
- THE MODEL WHISKY-BARREL.
- FIGHTING OUT OF ONE COAT INTO THE OTHER.
- THE PROMISING FACE!
- THE CONCERT ON "DRED SCOTT."
- PLAYING CUTTLEFISH.
- A VOICE FROM THE DEAD.
- COME ONE, COME ALL!
- ASSISTING THE INEVITABLE.
- SELF-SACRIFICE.
- A FIGHT PROVES NOTHING.
- PILLS TO PURGE MELANCHOLY.
- GIANT AND GIANT-KILLER.
- LINCOLN'S "SENTIMENTS" ON A MOOTED POINT.
- CHESTNUTS UNDER A SYCAMORE.
- STILL OF LITTLE NOTE.
- THE TREE-TOAD AND "TIMOTHEUS."
- GROUNDS FOR A FINANCIAL ESTIMATE.
- THE LINCOLN NON SEQUITUR.
- WHY SO MANY COMMON PEOPLE.
- ENVY OF A HUMORIST.
- THE STOPPER ON JOURNALISTIC "GAS."
- SALT BEFORE PEPPER.
- The rival story-tellers parted "at evens."
- THE ONLY DISCREDIT.
- NO RE-LIE-ANCE OF THEM!
- NO VICES--FEW VIRTUES.
- THE APPLES OF HIS EYE.
- THE WHETSTONE STORY.
- MEN HAVE FAULTS LIKE HORSES.
- And he went on to town, but not to "law."
- LINCOLN'S PUNS ON PROPER NAMES.
- NOT SO EASY TO GET INTO PRISON.
- LINCOLN THE GREAT AND LINCOLN THE LITTLE.
- A GOOD LISTENER.
- CARRIED THE POST-MATTER IN HIS HAT.
- PRESIDENT LINCOLN DUBBED THEM THE "WIDE-AWAKES."
- TRUST TO THE OLD BLUE SOCK.
- IF ALL FAILED, HE COULD GO BACK TO THE OLD TRADE!
- AS A LIGHT PORTER.
- WHISKERED, TO PLEASE THE LADIES AND GET VOTES.
- AFTER VOTES.
- THE HIGHWAYMAN'S NON SEQUITUR.
- BEGINNING AT THE HEAD WITH CLOTHING.
- ONE HAPPY DAY.
- OLD ABE WILL LOOK BETTER WHEN HIS HAIR IS COMBED.
- A CURIOUS COMBINATION.
- ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
- THE SNAKE SIMILE.
- WHAT'S IN A NAME?
- PAYING FOR WHISKY HE DID NOT DRINK.
- THE STOKERS AS BRAVE AS ANY.
- TRY AND GO AS FAR AS YOU CAN!
- ARGUMENT OF "THE STUB-TAILED COW."
- PEGGED OR SEWED?
- SOLDIERING APART FROM POLITICS.
- A TIME THAT TRIED THE SOUL.
- ON THE BLISTER-BENCH.
- PERFECT RETALIATION.
- LET DOWN THE BARS A LEETLE.
- He was going to have the bars let down "a leetle."
- BOTTLING THAT WASP.
- THAT KING LOST HIS HEAD.
- SWEARING LIKE A CHURCHWARDEN.
- RIGHTING WRONG HURTS, BUT DOES GOOD.
- STANTON'S SERVICE WAS WORTH HIS SAUCE.
- A SECRET OF THE INTERIOR.
- ALL STAFF AND NO ARMY.
- NO MAN IS INDISPENSABLE.
- SLEEPING ON POST CANCELS A COMMISSION.
- MY QUESTION!
- LINCOLN GUESSED THE FIRST TIME.
- A PHANTOM CHASE.
- THE WORD FLIES, BUT THE WRIT REMAINS.
- THE WAR-LORD.
- FILE IT AWAY!
- MORE "SHINPLASTERS" TO HEAL THE SORE.
- DON'T WASTE THE PLUG, BUT USE IT!
- THE RUNNING FEVER.
- SO SLOW, A HEARSE RAN OVER HIM!
- BLOOD-SHEDDING REMITS SINS.
- HIS "LEG CASES."
- HOW THE DELINQUENT SOLDIER PAID HIS DEBT.
- DISPLACE THE THISTLES BY FLOWERS.
- BENEVOLENCE IS BEAUTIFUL.
- A RULE WITHOUT EXCEPTION.
- EVEN REBELS MIGHT BE SAVED.
- WHIPPING AROUND THE STUMP.
- MERCY HAS PRECEDENCE OVER THE RIGID.
- TAKEN FROM REBELLION AND GIVEN TO LOYALTY.
- SUSPENSION IS NOT EXECUTION.
- THEY WENT AWAY SICKER STILL.
- OF TWENTY APPLICANTS, NINETEEN ARE MADE ENEMIES.
- RID OF AN OFFICE-SEEKER.
- NOT GOOD OFFICES, BUT A GOOD STORY.
- ENCOURAGE LONGING FOR WORK.
- SOMETHING LINCOLNIAN ALL COULD TAKE.
- THE GOOD BOY GETS ON.
- ALL MOUTH AND NO HANDS' CLASS.
- HOT AND COLD THE SAME BREATH.
- WANTED THE JAIL EARNINGS.
- A TITLE NO HINDRANCE.
- A TALKER WITH NOTHING TO SAY.
- STICK TO YOUR BUSINESS.
- MARRYING A MAN WITHOUT HIS CONSENT.
- A WOLF IN A TRAP MUST SACRIFICE HIS "TAIL" TO BE FREE.
- SOMEWHAT OF A NEWSMAN.
- ANGELS SWEARING MAKE NO DIFFERENCE.
- WASHINGTON'S DIFFICULT TASK.
- STEEL AND STEAL.
- A PILL FOR THE PUBLIC PRINTER.
- THE PEACE-AT-ANY-PRICE PARTY.
- THINGS WERE TOPSY-TURVY ALOFT, TOO.
- HITCHING TO THE MOON.
- A RED FLAG TO HIM.
- The voices said: "Two."
- HIS _PEN_ WANTED TO KEEP THEIR HOGS SAFE.
- GET THEIR GRAVES READY!
- A "STATIONARY" ENGINE.
- SHOVELING FLEAS.
- THE GEORGIA COLONEL'S COSTUME.
- COARSE FEED FIRST!
- WITH TWO GUNS, HOLD OFF AN ARMY.
- BREAKING UP THE LITTLE GAME.
- NO SUNDAY FIGHTING.
- LET A GOOD MAN ALONE!
- THE "BLONDIN" SIMILE.
- THE PIONEER'S LAND-TITLE.
- NUMBERING THE HAIRS OF HIS--TAIL!
- AN UNCONVENTIONAL ORDER.
- COMPLIMENTS IS ALL THEY DO PAY!
- BAIL THE POTOMAC WITH A SPOON.
- NOT "SHOULDER-STRAPS," BUT HARDTACK.
- DON'T SWAP HORSES CROSSING A STREAM.
- THE LINCOLN PLAN OF CAMPAIGN.
- THE COMMANDER SHOULD OBEY ORDERS.
- THE IDLERS EQUALED THE EFFECTIVES.
- REST!
- A BATTLE OF ROSES.
- SPLITTING THE DIFFERENCE.
- IN THE INCA'S POSITION.
- LITTLE DAVID AND THE STONE FOR GOLIATH.
- LINCOLN'S CHEESE-BOX ON A RAFT.
- NO "DUTCH COURAGE."
- BRIGADIERS CHEAP--CHARGERS COSTLY.
- TO CURE SINGING IN THE HEAD.
- BOWING TO THE BOY OF BATTLES.
- WHEN WASHINGTON WAS ALL ONE TAVERN.
- HOW GET HIM OUT?
- ON THE LORD'S SIDE.
- THE FOX APPOINTED PAYMASTER.
- RISKING THE DICTATORSHIP.
- A STAGE IN THE CEASELESS MARCH ONWARD TO VICTORY.
- WORKING FOR A LIVING MAKES ONE PRACTICAL.
- THE GREAT NATIONAL JOB.
- FOR FLAYING A MAN ALIVE.
- THE SOUTH LIKE AN ASH-CAKE.
- PASSES NO GOOD FOR RICHMOND.
- THE MAYOR IS THE BETTER HORSE.
- THE REAL THING SUPERIOR TO THE SHAM BATTLE.
- THE TOOL TURNED ON THE HANDLE.
- TOO BUSY TO GO INTO ANOTHER BUSINESS.
- THE SCALE OF REBELS.
- ONE WAR AT A TIME.
- PLOWING AROUND A LOG.
- NOT THE RIGHT "CLAY" TO CEMENT A UNION.
- THE DISMEMBERED "YALLER" DOG.
- THE METEOROLOGICAL OMEN.
- DID SHE TAKE THE WINK TO HERSELF?
- GOING DOWN WITH COLORS FLYING.
- THERE MUST BE THE BELL-MULE.
- THE GRANT BRAND OF WHISKY.
- A FIZZLE ANYHOW!
- IF HE FELT THAT WAY--START!
- FIGURES WILL PROVE ANYTHING.
- BEST LET AN ELEPHANT GO!
- HISTORY REPEATS.
- DON'T JUDGE BY APPEARANCES.
- THE CLEAR FORESIGHT.
- DO IT "UNBEKNOWNST."
- ONE CANNOT DIE TWICE.
- NO MORE INVIDIOUS NAME-CALLING.
- LINCOLN'S LAST WISH.
- ASSASSINATION.
- A PRESIDENT, NOT AN EMPEROR.
- THE PLOT TO WAYLAY THE PRESIDENT (1860).
- Lincoln had previously consented to carry a cane. (By Schuyler Colfax.)
- WORRY TILL YOU GET RID OF THINGS.
- THE FEARLESSNESS OF THE GOD-FEARING.
- THE POISONING PLOT.
- NOTHING LIKE GETTING USED TO THINGS!
- MOST AFRAID OF A FRIENDLY SHOT.
- THE ONE WORD HE HAD LEARNED.
- NOT TO DISAPPOINT THE PEOPLE.
- NOTHING LIKE PRAYER--BUT PRAISE.
- THE END.
- End of Project Gutenberg's The Lincoln Story Book, by Henry L. Williams