FOR FLAYING A MAN ALIVE.

A representative of Ohio, Alexander Long, proposed in the House a

recognition of the Southern Confederacy. It must be borne in mind that,

before the firing on the supply-steamer at Charleston, which was

despatched surreptitiously not "to offend the sympathizers'

susceptibilities," many good citizens, dwelling on the silence of the

Constitution as to secession, said openly that they did not see why the

States chafing under the partnership all the original thirteen made,

should not withdraw peacefully. Long was not solitary in his unseemly

proposition, which, however, could never have been otherwise than

untimely after the first shot.

General Garfield met the issue with indignation. He called the act

"treason!" and denounced the author as a second Benedict Arnold. He

entreated loyal representatives:

"Do not believe that another such growth on the soil of Ohio deformed

the face of nature and darkened the light of God's day!"

When this speech met the President's eye, he hastened to thank General

Garfield for having "flayed Long alive."

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"ONE ON 'EM NOT DEAD YET!"

As communications were cut off with the North, intense anxiety was

occasioned there by the situation in November, 1863, of General

Burnside, packed in Knoxville, Tennessee, by Longstreet's dreaded

veterans. At last a telegram reached the War Department, vaguely

telling of "Firing heard in the direction of Knoxville." The President

reading, expressed gladness, in spite of the remaining uncertainty.

"Why," said he to the group of officers and officials, "it reminds me

of a neighbor of ours, in Indiana, in the brush, who had a numerous

family of young ones. They were all the time wandering off into the

scrub, but she was relieved as to their being lost by a squall every

now and then. She would say: 'Thank the laws, there is one still

alive!' That is, I hope _one_ of our generals is in the thicket, but

still alive and kicking!"

Indeed, Burnside resisted a night storming-party, and Longstreet was

not "a lane that knew no turning," but turned and retreated!

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