THE SOUTH LIKE AN ASH-CAKE.

At the end of 1864, the Confederacy was scotched if not quite killed.

Sherman had halved it by striking into Savannah. East Tennessee and

southwest Virginia were cut by Stoneman. Alabama and Mississippi were

traversed by Grierson and Wilson. In sum, the new map resembled that of

a territory charted off into sections.

President Lincoln said that its face put him in mind of a weary

traveler in the West, who came at night to a small log cabin. The

homesteader and his wife said they would put him up, but had not a bite

of victuals to offer him. He accepted the truss of litter and was soon

asleep. But he was awakened by whispers letting out that in the fire

ashes a hoe-cake was baking. The woman and her mate were merry over how

they had defrauded the stranger of the food. Feeling mad at having been

sent to bed supperless--uncommon mean in that part--he pretended to

wake up and came forth to sit at the dying fire. He pretended, too,

that he was ill from worry.

"The fact is, my father, when he died, left me a large farm. But I had

no sooner taken possession of it than mortgages began to appear. My

farm was situated like this----" He took up the loggerhead poker to

illustrate, drawing lines in the ashes so as to enclose the ash-cake.

"First one man got so much of it one side," he cut off a side of the

hidden dough. "Then another brought in a mortgage and took off another

piece there. Then another here, and another there! and here and

there"--drawing the poker through the ashes to make the figure

plain--"until," he said, "there was nothing of the farm left for

anybody--which, I presume is the case with your cake!"

"And, I reckon," concluded Mr. Lincoln, "that the prospect is now very

good of the South being as cut up as the ash-cake!"--(Telegraph Manager

A. Chandler.)

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"I COUNT FOR SOMETHING!"

The true lovers of the South were sorely wrung in 1864 by the Emperor

Napoleon taking advantage of the "lockup" of the United States, to set

a puppet in the Austrian Archduke Maximilian on the imperial throne--so

called--of Mexico. It was said that the Cabinet of Lincoln were divided

on the subject; whereon the Marquis of Chambrun, having the ear of the

Executive, called on him, and inquired on the real state--would the

United States intervene, if only by winking at a filibustering

expedition from the South, with Northern volunteers accessory, to

assist the natives against the usurper?

"There has been war enough," was his rejoinder, with that sadness which

Secretary Boutwell declares inseparable from him, but not due to the

depression of public affairs. "I know what the American people want;

but, thank God! I count for something, and during my second term there

will be no more fighting!"

It was left for his successor, with the two armies disbanded, but still

whetted for slaughter, to expel the French by the mere threat of their

union to restore the republic.

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