THE PRIZE FOR HOMELINESS.

In keeping with his proneness to jest at his own expense rather than

lose a laugh, Lincoln is credited with telling the following story upon

himself:

"In the days when I used to be on the circuit (law), I was accosted on

the road by a stranger. He said: 'Excuse me, sir, but I have an article

in my possession which belongs to you.' 'How is that?' I asked,

considerably astonished.

"The stranger took a 'Barlow' from his pocket.

"'This knife,' said he, 'was placed in my hands some years ago with the

injunction of the community, through its bearer, that I was to keep it

until I struck a man homelier than I. I have carried it from that time

till this. Allow me to say, sir, that you are fairly entitled to the

testimonial.'"

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