ONE WAR AT A TIME.

When the Austrian archduke, Maximilian, was foisted upon Mexico as its

emperor by Napoleon III., the Southerners, who did not have their

"bellyful of fighting" by 1864, more than hinted that they would range

shoulder to shoulder with the Federals to try to expel him and the

mercenary Marshal Bazaine. But the President returned sagaciously:

"One war at a time!"

It was under his successor, Johnson, that the expulsion was effected

and the upstart executed by the exasperated Mexicans themselves.

(NOTE.--This was undoubtedly said, but Mr. Henry Watterson, in his

lecture on Lincoln, dates it as at the commencement of the war, when

Secretary Seward, to forestall possible European alliances in favor of

the Confederate States, proposed waging war against France and Spain,

already allied, and challenging Russia and England to follow.)

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"AGIN' THE GOVERNMENT."

In the summer of 1864, the governor-general of Canada paid the

President a visit, with a numerous escort. During the late

unpleasantness, as much comfort as possible under the Neutrality Act

was believed to have been given the raiders into the border towns, as

witness the St. Alban's Bank steal and the outfitting of

blockade-runners. But they were treated at Washington with perfect

courtesy. The head of the British party, at the conclusion, said with

some sarcasm in his genial tone:

"I understand, Mr. President, that everybody is entitled to a vote in

this country. If we remain until November, can _we_ vote?"

"You would have to make a longer residence, which I could desire,"

politely replied the host; "only, I fear we should not gain much by

that--for there was a countryman of your excellency, from the sister

kingdom of Ireland, though, who came here, and on landing wanted to

exercise the privilege you seek--to vote early and often! But the

officials at Castle Garden landing-stage laughed at him, saying that he

knew nothing about parties, to which he replied:

"'Bother the parties! It is the same here with me as in the old

country--I am agin' the government!' You see, he wanted to vote on the

side of the Rebellion! Your excellency would then be no more at a loss

to decide on which side!"

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