DO IT "UNBEKNOWNST."

On April 7, 1865, General Grant had enveloped the enemy so that he

could be assured that the rebel government, if it remained in Richmond

as the "last ditch," would be trapped. He notified the President close

by, at Petersburg, and asked what should be done in the event of the

game being bagged. The plan was, it seems, to have slain the

ex-President and his Cabinet officers in a rout, and the charge would

have been described as massacre abroad. The arbiter on this point of

anguish replied in his characteristic manner:

"I will tell you a story. There was once an Irishman, who signed the

Father Mathew's temperance pledge. But a few days afterward he became

terribly thirsty, and finally went into a familiar resort, where the

barkeeper was, at first, startled to hear him call for a 'straight'

soda. He related that he had taken the pledge, so he hinted, with an

Irishman's broadness of hint, 'you might put in some spirits

_unbeknownst_ to me!'"

(NOTE.--Another and later version--for the above was limitedly repeated

at the time with gusto and appreciation of the sublety--makes the hero

a temperance lecturer at Lincoln's father's house. This is stupid, for

Lincoln, a fervent temperance advocate, would not have decried the

apostles of the doctrine for which he was also a sufferer.)

In course of time doubt has been cast on this anecdote by reason that

the President would not have jested at such a juncture. But abundant

confirmation was forthcoming at the time. Besides, we have so grave a

general as Sherman alluding to the "Unbeknownst" in an official

document.

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