BAIL THE POTOMAC WITH A SPOON.

There is as pathetic a picture as the old sated Marquis of Queensberry

(Thackeray's Steyne and history's "Old Q.") murmuring as he gazed from

his castle window on the unsurpassed view of the Thames Valley, "Oh,

this cursed river running on all the day!" in President Lincoln

watching the broad Potomac where all was so quiet, and yet the hidden

and watchful enemy lined the other bank. A petitioner hemmed him in a

corner of the room with this sight, and poured on him the bucket of his

woes. The at last irritated worm turned on him, and cried:

"My poor man! go away! do go away! I cannot meddle in your case. I

could as easily bail the Potomac with a teaspoon as attend to all the

details of the army!"

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"WE SHALL BEAT THEM, MY SON!"

George W. Curtis, New York editor, called on the President in the first

winter of the war, with the Illinoisian's friend, Judge Arnold. He said

that the official wore a sad, weary, and anxious look, and spoke with a

softened, touching voice. But he added to his good-by at the door in

shaking hands, with paternal kindness and profound conviction:

"We shall beat them, my son! we shall beat them!"

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"LITTLE FOR SO BIG A BUSINESS."

Before the war the museums of the Eastern States were regaled by an

"Infant Drummer." This lad, Harry W. Stowman, at the age of seven or

eight, was a proficient on the drum. He was seen by this editor,

executing solos of great difficulty, and accompanying the orchestra

with variations on his unpromising instrument, which musicians praised

and in which he avoided monotony with precocious talent. Grown up,

still a rare drummer, he was attached to the Germantown Hospital as

post drummer. At the first inauguration he was with the band and

noticed by the President. With his habit of applauding the young, the

latter spoke to him, commended his playing, and remarked:

"You are a very little man to be in this big business!" He took him up,

kissed him, and paternally set him down, drum and all.

Mr. Stowman lived to the age of forty with this pretty memory.

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