SOMEWHAT OF A NEWSMAN.

Innately attached to letters, and precocious, Abraham Lincoln soon

learned his letters and drank in all the learning that his few books

could supply. Hence at an early age he became the oracle on the rude

frontier, where even a smattering made him handy and valuable to the

illiterate backwoodsmen. Besides, as working at any place and at any

work, he rarely abided long in any one spot, and had not what might be

called a home in his teens.

Dennis Hanks, his cousin, said of Abraham, at fourteen to eighteen:

"Abe was a good talker, a good reader, and a kind of newsboy." Hence he

was a sort of volunteer colporteur distributing gossip, as a notion

pedler, before he was a store clerk where centered all the local news.

It was on this experience that he would mingle with the newspaper

reporters and telegraph men fraternally, saying with his winning smile

and undeniable "push":

"Let me in, boys, for I am somewhat of a news-gatherer myself."

And then he would fix his footing by one of his stories, always--well,

often--uttered with a view to publication.

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"A LITTLE MORE LIGHT AND A LITTLE LESS NOISE."

As the President was a diligent devourer of the newspaper in the

vexatious times (as at all others), he met many a torrent of criticism,

incitement, and counsels which left him stunned rather than alleviated.

To a special correspondent who hampered him, he said:

"Your papers remind me of a little story. There was a gentleman

traveling on horseback in the West where the roads were few and bad and

no settlements. He lost his way. To make matters worse, as night came

on, a terrible thunder-storm arose; lightning dazzled the eye or

thunder shook the earth. Frightened, he got off and led his horse,

seeking to guide himself by the spasmodic and flickering electric

light. All of a sudden, a tremendous crash brought the man in terror to

his knees, when he stammered:

"'Oh, Lord! if it be the same to Thee, give us a little more light and

a little less noise!'"

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"MY PART OF THE SHIP IS ANCHORED."

Among the first men called out was a young Massachusetts man, Burrage,

who went as a private. Grievously wounded, he was sent into the

hospital and then to his home. Recuperated, he joined his old regiment

at the front. He was unaware that strict orders were out against the

soldiers exchanging newspapers, and so performed the daily courtesy of

giving a paper to the rebels; they had two, and he promised to give

them the one due next time. This was held as keeping up correspondence

with the Johnnies, and the authorities reduced him to the ranks, as he

was then a captain. Worse and worse, the enemy seized him when he went

out to redeem his promise about the news, and he was imprisoned on

their side. This regalled his wounds and he was a great sufferer. The

Massachusetts member of Congress, Alexander Rice, pleaded with the

President for his native citizen. The complication was that Burrage was

a captain when captured, but a private again soon after, and the rebels

would probably hold him at the higher rate if an exchange was allowed,

while the Union War Department stood for his being but a common soldier.

"If General Wadsworth raises that point," replied the President, who

had allowed this pathetic case to break his rule to deal with classes

and not individual offenses, "tell him if he could take care of the

exchange part, I guess I can take care of the rank part!"

It is clear that the President saw in this punctilio about a humane

act, whose "offense was _ranker_."

It reminded one of the story of the New England skipper who, with his

mate--and crew of a small fisher--owned the vessel. They having

quarreled and the captain bidding the other mind his part of the ship,

the latter did so, and presently came to the stern to report:

"Captain, I have anchored my part of the ship! Take care of your own."

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