THERE MUST BE THE BELL-MULE.

President Lincoln formally disavowed the desire erroneously attributed

to him by military critics that he wished to die "with soldiers'

harness on his back." To quote General Grant, to whom he said in their

first interview when the victor of the West was summoned to Washington

to be made lieutenant-general, and given full command over all the

national forces:

"Mr. Lincoln stated to me that he had never professed to be a military

man, or to know how campaigns should be conducted, and never wanted to

interfere with them; but that procrastination on the part of his

commanders, and the pressure of people at the North, and of Congress,

had forced him into issuing the 'executive orders.' He did not know but

that they were all wrong, and did not know that some of them were."

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"ROOT, HOG, OR DIE!"

In February, 1865, permission was requested from the National

Government for three appointees on a peace commission to confer with

the Executive. It was granted, but the parties were not allowed to

enter Washington, as they wanted to do, to give more luster to the

course. The interview of the President, Mr. Seward the

"bottle-holder"--as it was facetiously said about this sparring-match

for breath--was with Alexander Stephens, Hunter, and Campbell, of

Alabama, on board of the _River Queen_, off Fort Monroe. The discussion

lasted four hours, but, though on friendly terms, as "between

gentlemen," resulted in nothing. For the President held that the first

step which must be taken was the recognition of the Union. As was his

habit, he rounded off the parley with one of his stories apropos.

Mr. Hunter, a Virginian, had assumed that, if the South consented to

peace on the basis of the Emancipation Proclamation, the slaves would

precipitate ruin on not only themselves, but the entire Southern

society.

Mr. Lincoln said to Henry J. Raymond, of the _Times_, New York, that:

"I waited for Seward to answer that argument, but, as he was silent, I

at length said: 'Mr. Hunter, you ought to know a great deal better

about that than I, for you have always lived under the slave system. I

can only say in reply to your statement of the case that it reminds me

of a man out in Illinois, by the name of Case, who undertook to raise a

very large herd of hogs. It was a great trouble to feed them, and how

to get around this was a puzzle to him. At length he hit upon a plan of

planting a great field of potatoes, and, when they were sufficiently

grown, turned the whole herd into the field and let them have full

swing, thus saving not only the labor of feeding the hogs, but also

that of digging the potatoes. Charmed with his sagacity, he stood one

day leaning against the fence, counting his hogs, when a neighbor came

along.

"'Well, well,' said he; 'this is all very fine, Mr. Case. Your hogs are

doing very well just now, but, you know, out here in Illinois the frost

comes early, and the ground freezes for a foot deep. Then, what are you

going to do?'

"This was a view of the matter Mr. Case had not taken into account.

Butchering time for hogs was 'way on in December or January! He

scratched his head, and at length stammered:

"'Well, it may come pretty hard on their snouts, but I don't see but it

will be "Root, hog, or, die!"'"

The speaker had no need to draw this moral as to the fate of the South

after the war, for black or white, from a _Case_ in Illinois; the negro

minstrel song was current then which supplied the apt allusion, and was

called "Root, Hog, or Die." It may well be that the sailors conveying

the baffled commissioners to Richmond, or the soldiers about the "other

government," were chanting the instructive and prophetic chorus: "It

doan' make a bit of difference to either you or I, but Big Pig or

Little Pig, it is Root, Hog, or Die."

Mr. Raymond, in chronicling this anecdote, tells of the New York

_Herald_ giving the story in a mangled and pointless copy. But it was

current in conversation. Mr. Lincoln was in hopes that "it would not

leak out lest some oversensitive people should imagine there was a

degree of levity in the intercourse between us."

Quite otherwise, for the majority thought the illustration as good as

any argument, and would have deemed the speaker prophet if they could

have foreseen that the South would have to buckle down to hard work to

redeem the losses.

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