HOOKING HENS IS LOW!

Mr. Lincoln had assisted in the prosecution of a fellow who stole some

fowls. The lawyer jogged homeward in the company of the jury foreman.

He eulogized the young man for his good work in the prosecution, and,

when the other returned the compliment by speaking warmly of the jury's

prompt and speedy deliverance of the verdict, the fereman replied:

"Yaas, the vagabond ought to be locked up. Why, when I was young and

pearter than I am now, I didn't mind packing a sheep or two off on my

back--but stealing hens--faugh! It is low and shows what the country is

coming to!"

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"THE STATE AGAINST MR. WHISKY!"

When Lincoln was a briefless barrister, frequenting the courts on their

own peregrinations, to catch the eye of client or judge, he was at

Clinton, Illinois, where a case came up of a very modern nature. To be

sure, "the Shrieking Sisterhood" was then invented for the advocates of

female suffrage and anti-slavery. But these twelve or fifteen young

women presented themselves in custody for a novel charge. They had

failed to induce a liquor dealer to restrict his license, and "smashed"

his wine-parlor incontinently. Although public sympathy was theirs for

the act, as well as for their youth, prettiness, and sex, none of the

lawyers would take up their defense on account of the influence of the

brewers' and distillers' agent. In this emergency, Abraham Lincoln

stepped into the breach and volunteered to defend the defenseless.

"I would suggest, first," began he, "that there be a change in the

indictment so as to have it read 'The State against Mr. Whisky!'

instead of 'The State against these women.' This is the defense of

these women. The man who has persisted in selling whisky has had no

regard for their well-being or the welfare of their husbands and sons.

He has had no fear of God or regard for man; neither has he any regard

for the laws of the statute. No jury can fix any damages or punishment

for any violation of the moral law. The course pursued by this liquor

dealer has been for the demoralization of society. His groggery has

been a nuisance. These women, finding all moral suasion of no avail

with this fellow, oblivious to all, to all tender appeal and a like

regardless of their tears and prayers, in order to protect their

households and promote the welfare of the community, united to suppress

the nuisance. The good of society demanded its suppression! They

accomplished what otherwise could not have been done."--(_The Lincoln

Magazine_.)

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