Mr. Punch's
Mr. Punch's Golf Stories
作者：Hammerton, J. A. (John Alexander), 1871-1949 [Editor]
体例：题 章数：91
字数：88,998 来源：Project Gutenberg
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章节目录
共 91 题- PUNCH LIBRARY OF HUMOUR
- Edited by J.A. HAMMERTON
- MR. PUNCH'S GOLF STORIES
- MR. PUNCH'S GOLF STORIES
- TOLD BY HIS MERRY MEN
- AND ILLUSTRATED BY
- PUBLISHED BY ARRANGEMENT WITH
- THE PROPRIETORS OF "PUNCH"
- THE EDUCATIONAL BOOK CO. LTD.
- THE PUNCH LIBRARY OF HUMOUR
- THE HUMOUR OF GOLF
- MR. PUNCH'S GOLF STORIES
- II.
- THE HANDY CADDY
- IT WAS SO HANDY WHEN GOING OUT GOLFING.
- IT MADE SUCH A CAPITAL CADDY.
- AND JONES COULD INDULGE IN EXPLETIVES WITHOUT BEING A BAD EXAMPLE
- ALSO IT GAVE QUITE A PARK-LIKE APPEARANCE TO JONES' BACK GARDEN.]
- III.
- 1. "Carry your clubs, guvnor, for sixpence!"
- 2. "Carry yer clubs for fourpence, boss!"
- 3. "Carry 'em for thrippence, mister"
- 4. A smash!
- 5. (_After the smash_).
- SCENE--_Country Police Court_
- IV.
- V.
- INGRATITUDE
- GOLF
- The "tee" and the "caddie"
- A showy manner of handling the "clubs"
- A full drive
- A beautiful "iron" shot
- The "spoon"
- The "cleek"
- FORE!
- VI.
- GOLFING NOTES
- GOLFING AMENITIES.
- TEE, TEE, ONLY TEE!
- AIR--"_Thee, thee, only thee._"
- THE SCIENCE OF GOLF
- VISIT TO THE GOLF COURSE.
- A DRIVE THROUGH THE TOWN.
- THE MOAN OF THE MAIDEN
- CAPABLE CADDIES
- 3. Are you married or single? Give reasons for your answer.
- 4. Illustrate the finer points of distinction between
- 5. Are you a Protectionist or a Total Abstainer?
- STIMIED.--_Golfer._ "Fore!"
- THE GOLF WIDOWS
- SHOULD MARRIED MEN BE ALLOWED TO PLAY GOLF?
- OUR VILLAGE
- The Golf-Club in full swing.]
- ERRATIC
- SWEET SIMPLICITY
- LINES ON THE LINKS
- THE HOLE CONCERN
- A TOWN MOUSE
- A MARTYR TO APPEARANCES
- LINK(S)ED SWEETNESS
- THE OLD TYPE OF LINK MAN.
- Supper time.]
- THE NEW TYPE OF LINK MAN.
- Tee time.]
- GLORIOUS UNCERTAINTY
- SCENE--_At the Golf Club._
- GOLF AND GOOD FORM
- GOLF AND DRESS.
- KNICKERBOCKERS OR TROUSERS.
- STOCKINGS AND CALVES.
- BOOTS AND SHOES.
- QUALIFICATIONS FOR A VALET.
- ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS.
- LAYS FROM THE LINKS
- I.--THE HISTORY OF A MATCH.
- II.--A TOAST.
- GOLF-LAND--HOLE BY HOLE
- A LESSON IN GOLF
- I did not know, and said so.
- A GOLF TOURNAMENT IN YE TIME OF YE ROMANS
- Suggestion for a rainy day. Spillikins on a grand scale.]
- THE LOST GOLFER
- A TOO-FEEBLE EXPLETIVE
- THE LINKS
- THE MISERIES OF A _VERY_ AMATEUR GOLFER
- NEVER HAVE A CADDIE WITH A SQUINT!
- ANOTHER LENTEN SACRIFICE.--_Golf Caddie (to Curate)._ "High tee, sir?"
- A GROWL FROM GOLFLAND
- GOLF VICTOR!
- BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO. LD., PRINTERS, LONDON AND TONBRIDGE.