(_Overheard on a course within 100 miles of Edinburgh_).--_Hopeless
Duffer_ (_who continually asks his caddy the same question, with much
grumbling at the non-success of his clubs_). "And what shall I take
now?"
_His Unfortunate Partner_ (_whose match has been lost and game
spoilt, at last breaking out_). "What'll ye tak noo! The best thing ye
can tak is the fower fifteen for Edinburgh!"]
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THE PEDANTRY OF SPORT.--_First Golf Maniac._ I played a round with
Captain Bulger the other day.
_Second G.M._ When did you get to know him?
_First G.M._ Oh, about the end of the Gutty Ball period.
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[Illustration:
_Cheerful Beginner_ (_who has just smashed the Colonel's favourite
driver_). "Oh, now I see why you have to carry so many clubs!"]
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[Illustration: Golfer]