A TOO-FEEBLE EXPLETIVE

_MacSymon._ "I saw you were carrying for the professor yesterday, Sandy.

How does he play?"

_Sandy._ "Eh, yon man'll never be a gowffer. Div ye ken what he says

when he foozles a ba'?"

_MacSymon._ "No. What does he say?"

_Sandy._ "'_Tut-tut!_'"]

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