ANOTHER LENTEN SACRIFICE.--_Golf Caddie (to Curate)._ "High tee, sir?"

_Curate._ "No; put it on the ground. I give up sand during Lent."]

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[Illustration:

_Voice from the Hill._ "Now then, you young coward, don't stand about

all day. Why don't you _take it away_ from the dog?"]

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[Illustration:

_Boy (to young lady, who has been unfortunate enough to upset Colonel

Bunker)._ "You'd better ride on before 'e gets 'is breath, miss!"

_Young Lady._ "Why?" _Boy._ "_I've 'eard 'im play golf!!!_"]

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