_Magistrate._ "My boy, do you fully realise the nature of an oath?"
_Boy._ "Well, I oughter, considerin' the times I've caddied for yer!"]
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[Illustration:
_Miggs and Griggs, who have got away for a week-end holiday, have
strayed on to the golf links, and have been watching the colonel, who
has been bunkered for the last ten minutes--and the language!!_
_Miggs._ "What's he doing?"
_Griggs._ "I dunno. Think he's trying to kill something."]