_The Real Caddie_ (_audibly_). "This club is going to ruin--allowing all
these ladies to join!"
_Miss Sharp._ "They evidently can't get gentlemen!"]
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_Sanguine Golfer._ "Is that on the 'carpet,' caddie?"
_Caddie_ (_as the ball swerves into cottage window_). "Yus, sir; front
parlour, sir!"]
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